I call this my abuse page. You dear reader should know better than to click on free stuff. Here gos:
1) Buy an overpriced boat and get Free shipping. What a deal! 2) Get 100 Free stainless set screws. Just send $22 shipping and handling. 3) Get Free interest on all boats over $2000. Just pay in advance. 4) Get a Free seat on all frames in excess of $800. X) Get a Free Outfitters discount. Got a pulse? Get a discount.
Disclamer: Not responsable for items 1 thru X
X+1) Get Free advice. With the money you save, put your kids through college. X+2) An inflatable is a bag of air and nothing more. Its the frame and the water that provides the experience. X+3) Fear motivates the buyer to pay additional sums. Hear it, Read it, Understand it, Act accordingly.