I call this my abuse page. You dear reader should know better than to click on free stuff. Here gos:
1) Buy an overpriced boat and get Free shipping. What a deal! 2) Get 100 Free stainless set screws. Just send $22 shipping and handling. 3) Get Free interest on all boats over $2000. Just pay in advance. 4) Get a Free seat on all frames in excess of $800. X) Get a Free Outfitters discount. Got a pulse? Get a discount.
Disclamer: Not responsable for items 1 thru X
X+1) Get Free advice. With the money you save, put your kids through college. X+2) An inflatable is a bag of air and nothing more. Its the frame, friends and water that provides the experience. X+3) Fear motivates the buyer to pay additional sums. Hear it, Read it, Understand it, Act accordingly.
Ok dear reader, you have been abused.
Economic Advice from JD Bubba & Associates
We live in a world for which true real property is being distributed to only a select few.To satisfy bazillions of consumers, our economic system has developed the psyche of value attributable to items promoted by the commercial establishment.Driving the demand is an endless stream of advertising dribble seeking to create the illusion of value as well as the illusion of chic.To cinch the noose, the commercial establishment will offer a 2 year plan with costly out options knowing full well that most of the constituents have yet mastered the ability to read.
You dear readers, having found this obscure website, are probably not in the aforementioned group.You, according to the web demographics are most likely to be well educated, have an income above 50k and generally considered to be the environmentally elite.I ask you this question, “Are you consuming the endless dribble that Wall Street promotes or are you acquiring real property”. Is your Blackberry worth the 1/6 of an acre of land that could be purchased elsewhere?Think about it.
I’d like to tell you that a raft or cataraft is real property.We know better.However, the raft or cataraft is a durable good.It can position the occupant in a place of beauty for extended periods at minimal cost.It can hover the occupant above a coral reef or atop a fishing hole.It can offer the solitude that only wilderness trips provide.It’s you buck; spend it wisely.
J.D. Bubba & Associates has ranked RowFrame #1 in North America for Raft and CataRaft products.